After many years in LIC, LICNYC finally had a chance to check out the remote and mysterious Water's Edge.

It's off in some corner, nobody goes there, what's the deal? Well, the deal is they have a great view, very few customers, and astonishingly high prices. It's a zombie restaurant, living off its location and steadily deteriorating in every quality dimension -- the interiors are decades old and worn, the food is utterly boring and uninteresting for a destination cuisine place, the view can be had for free at Gantry Park, and the service is a mix of unwashed and confused waiters managed by doddering and blue-haired Maitre D'-type hosts. Oof. Not good.

So now you know. But if you are in the area...check out Bjork and Matthew Barney's boat.